Post by Amaranth on Jan 20, 2007 18:21:03 GMT -5
I'm not random.
I just have a lot of strange thoughts.
"You and I are friends.
You fight, I fight.
You hurt, I hurt.
You cry, I cry.
You smile, I smile.
You laugh, I laugh.
You jump off a bridge...
Wow. I'm gonna miss your dumb ass."
"Of course I understand the concept of 'cooking and cleaning'!
It just doesn't apply to me."
"Caution:
Domestically challenged.
May spontaneously combust.
Do not allow near stove."
WARNING: Do not read the following message if you are male.
"
MENtal anxiety.
MENtal breakdown.
MENstrual cramps.
MENopause...
Did you notice that all our problems begin with MEN?"
/ENDWARNING
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty-
What happened to you?!"
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you may as well get drunk and dance with it."
"I rock.
That's all."
I just have a lot of strange thoughts.
"You and I are friends.
You fight, I fight.
You hurt, I hurt.
You cry, I cry.
You smile, I smile.
You laugh, I laugh.
You jump off a bridge...
Wow. I'm gonna miss your dumb ass."
"Of course I understand the concept of 'cooking and cleaning'!
It just doesn't apply to me."
"Caution:
Domestically challenged.
May spontaneously combust.
Do not allow near stove."
WARNING: Do not read the following message if you are male.
"
MENtal anxiety.
MENtal breakdown.
MENstrual cramps.
MENopause...
Did you notice that all our problems begin with MEN?"
/ENDWARNING
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty-
What happened to you?!"
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you may as well get drunk and dance with it."
"I rock.
That's all."
