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Post by Avi on Nov 6, 2006 22:41:32 GMT -5
My eight-year-old neighbor came up with the /most violent/ song ever when I was babysitting him. Especially for an 8 year old. But I'm okay with it because it's directed at BARNEY!
Lyrics: (Unchanged except for a few minute areas which honestly don't matter, and to the tune of the meatball song.)
On top of spaqhetti
All covered in blood
I shot Barney
With a five gage gun
I went to his funeral
Some people were sad
They threw flowers
But I got mad
I threw grenades
And blew him to bits
Now Barney's body
Doesn't exist
Five years later
He rose from the dead
I took a bazooka
And blew off his head
I know. ^^ I adore that kid. He's working on one for Teletubbies and Boobahs too...
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Post by Jeni on Nov 7, 2006 6:33:54 GMT -5
Wow......
*bursts out laughing*
The funny thing is, I was at my Grandma's house this weekend and my 2 year old cousin is there for 10 days while my aunt and uncle are in Florida, and he was watching Barney. Again. And again. And again. If I heard one more Barney song I seriously think I would have shot someone. This song is a perfect representation of my feelings towards Barney over the weekend XD
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Post by Avi on Nov 7, 2006 16:16:14 GMT -5
*is scared* I don't think I could endure that...
Barney always scared me. I mean, a talking purple dinosaur that danced and sang? That's just terrifying....
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Post by Kira on Nov 7, 2006 16:59:58 GMT -5
O.o Geez, my friend's little brother sings almost the exact same song, except for a few things. I'll post it if you want.
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Post by Avi on Nov 7, 2006 17:41:02 GMT -5
Oh, please do! ^^
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Post by Jeni on Nov 7, 2006 17:45:11 GMT -5
*nodds* The more Barney maiming the better. I really hate him.....
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Post by rowena on Nov 7, 2006 20:49:31 GMT -5
*laughs* i don't really know the tune, but that's funny!!!
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Post by Avi on Nov 7, 2006 20:51:13 GMT -5
It goes to the Meatball song. You know, 'On top of spghetti, all covered in cheese, lay my poor meatball, until somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table, and onto the floor, and then my poor meatball, rolled right out the door?'
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Post by rowena on Nov 8, 2006 18:08:42 GMT -5
nope. i still don't know the song.... i used to like barney!!!
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Post by Kira on Nov 9, 2006 18:01:57 GMT -5
O.o You don't know that song? -shakes head- Anyway, here's the slight variation.
On top of spaghetti
All covered in blood
I shot up poor Barney
With my laser gun
I went to his funeral
I stood by his grave
Some people threw flowers
I threw a grenade
A hundred years later
He rose from the dead
I grabbed my bazooka
And blew off his head.
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Post by rowena on Nov 17, 2006 16:47:20 GMT -5
haha! this is so funny *is laughing her head off*
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Post by Prae on Nov 17, 2006 16:53:30 GMT -5
I love those songs. Want to hear mine? It doesn't use the spaghetti song. I use a bus.
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Post by rowena on Nov 17, 2006 16:56:34 GMT -5
haha. *laughs even harder* ...hey.... I used to like barney. don't get too violent. hmph. >>...
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